What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You stop milking the cow after ten years. But wait, there is no cow. I am really two Mossad agents in a cow suit. The cow is a government conspiracy. Don't fall for it. Visit http://thecowisaninsidejob.blogspot.com/.
That's right. I'm a government conspiracy and a tool of corporate oppression or creeping socialism. It all depends on where you stand. It's all relative. Nothing” real. Everything means exactly what you want it to mean. It's all a job going on inside your head. The cow is an inside job and I am the fucking Cow. Moo-moo-katchoo, baby. Peace and love.
This is Sept 11th. Ten years to this day, George W. Bush went into a blind rage and punished Afghanistan. He never stopped to think of the consequences. That's the greatest thing about being spoiled and rich. Consequences become something that happens to other people. This time they happened to umpteen thousand Afghans who never even heard of The World Trade Center. See what happens when you piss off petty people?
I don't even bother going to peace rallies anymore. What's the use? Nobody is calling for peace anymore. Now it's about something called social justice. I'm not sure what social justice is. As far as I can figure it, Israel was really behind 9/11, and they all need to die for oppressing the Palestinians. Once all the Israelis are dead or dimmi, the Blue Meanies will go away and all will be all Social Justice in Pepperland. At least that's what Cindy Sheehan tells all her Al Jezeera readers. Remember when Cindy Sheehan was supposed to be America's Peace Mom? I guess she decided that there's nothing more peaceful than a corpse.
Never mind the all the evidence leading to Osama bin Laden. Evidence means exactly what you want it to mean. So it's alright that Cindy believes that Israel destroyed the towers. Why not? There are schools in this country that teach intelligent design. It all comes out of the same logic. Whatever lifts your luggage.
So what's the difference between Cindy Sheehan and Ann Coulter? Ann Coulter is making a lot of money promoting the war. I guess her idea of social justice is killing Muslims. Cindy Sheehan is bringing the same kind of social justice to Israel for free. What the hell does Sheehan mean by Social Justice? It is more socially just to kill Jews than Muslims? I don't think anybody knows what social justice is. It's something people talk about while they act our their fear.
Face it, boys, girls, and everybody in between. This country is scared out of our ever loving minds. We are on the hell bound train and we passed the last stop ten years ago. Our troops are rocking and rolling in the Middle East and the Saudis, the Chinese, and Wall St.'s getting rich from it. Ten years ago a bunch of Muslim yahoos pantsed us in public, and we are still freaking out. Coulter, at least, acknowledges facts. Sheehan is in denial. She and her crowd can't come to terms that the almighty United States can be hurt. Their scapegoat is Israel.
It's all about American culture. We are so much into guns and violence we can't get away from it. Sheehan sees the Palestinians as the Star Wars rebels, and Coulter sees America as the fucking Batman. Why not? Life's is all about creating your own reality, right. That's why Peace Rallies are filled to overflowing with people who think the laws of physics are a government conspiracy. They created their reality and they want us to join them.If Luke kills Darth, or if Batman beats the shit out of the Joker, everything will be alright. Jobs will come back from China. The Goldman-Sachs gang will be in Arkham Asylum. All will be peace and love in Pepperland.
It's been ten years and both the left and the right are still milking the 9/11 cow for everything its worth. The right cheers while Muslims die, and the left cheer while Israelis die. Everybody hates what scares them, and both Jews and Muslims have been the target of American middle class fears long before the jets hit the towers. It only makes sense that they would be the targets of hatred after the towers fell. The more things change the more they stay the same.
Humans are basically monkeys and defer to the apes that yell the loudest and piss the hardest. Beck and Coulter are in an epic pissing battle with Sheehan and Chomsky while the war machine keeps on rocking and rolling on. As many conservatives want to see it end as liberals, but our own peace movement gets in the way. In their blind fear, they forgot that justice never comes out of the barrel of a gun. Sheehan forgot that the sons of Israeli mothers die just as dead as her Casey.
Maybe someday, America might remember that peace means putting down the guns; not shooting until the other side dies or submits. Maybe we might remember that “make love not war” does not mean screw over any religious or ethnic group you don't like. In a perfect world, we might come up with a definition of social justice that doesn't include one side murdering the other. Until then, I'm going to have to say the peace movement are as big a bunch of assholes as the Tea Party.
Because, I'm the Fucking Cow! Moo-moo-katchoo. I am the job going on inside your head. Peace and Love, Baby! Peace and Love!
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