Hey, hey, hey, party people, this is the everloving Cow again. Today I'm in front of Benny's Delicatessen in Madison Wisconsin, signing autographs and giving away free cheddar samples. Moo-moo-katchoo. Stop by if you're in the neighborhood. I'm giving away six free tickets to next week's show at the Roxie. Forgive the mess, because they're still remodeling.
It's hard to believe that almost four years have gone by since the last presidential election. It seems like only yesterday we couldn't wait until Bush left office so everything would get better. Three and a half years later, we're still waiting for everything to get better.
I don't understand why the Republicans are even bothering to run anybody in 2012. Barack Obama is the loyalist Republican in Washington. Do you remember the Gulf Crises? Word is Tony Hayward's calling Obama the best lay in Washington. Let's not be judgmental here. What goes on between a consenting elected official and his corporate sponsor in the privacy of his public office is nobody's business. Whatever lifts your luggage, right? It kind of explains how Obama got more corporate donations than McCain. Obama put out, and the lobbyists stuck the money in his campaign fund. Peace and Love!
The most amazing thing about Obama is his supporters. If I had fans like his, I wouldn't be passing out cheese in front of a deli. That's for damned sure. Unemployment is higher than a Dead Head at a Phil Lesh concert, and Democrats keep insisting that things are better. Obama's a bigger chicken hawk than Bush, and people still blame it all on poor little W. What the hell are they smoking? I'd be afraid to try it because it has to cause brain damage. Bushie's been retired for three and a half years, and they're still blaming him for everything. I bet if I found out what they're taking and pass it out at one of my shows, people would be saying I was as funny as Carlin.
Sarah Palin isn't running for president this election. Remember the mid terms? You couldn't get on the internet without finding somebody ranting about the horrible things that would happen if she became president. A year and a half later, Sarah isn't even on the radar. Do you know what I think? I think the RNC pulled her because she's too sane. Who can tell the difference between Sarah's policies and Obama's? They are still drill baby drilling in the Gulf, and the Bush tax cuts are still in place. If Wall St. wants to keep their best buddy in office, they are going to have to scrape the gutters to find somebody Obama can beat. Otherwise they might have to deal with a real progressive in office.
Notice how the Democrats dropped hope and change like it was a ticking time bomb? Now it's who would your rather have? Would you prefer a reasonably intelligent looking black guy, or a drooling ape like Perry? The scary part are the number of people who would vote for the drooling ape. I think the Republicans are smoking the same shit as the Democrats. Drugs are the only answer that explains what we end up voting for. When is it going to end? America needs a wake-up call.
That's why I'm supporting Ron Paul for president. Maybe some of the libertarians will shut up if the cops don't have the funding to save their asses from the hungry masses. Ron Paul might legalize grass, but what good will that be if it's the only affordable treatment for terminal cancer? If a Paul presidency doesn't shock us all back to reality nothing will. We can hope the voters will come to their senses before he deregulates us into another Somalia. Since we can't find a president to unite behind, maybe we can unite behind a common enemy. I can't think of a better enemy to unite against then a president who takes campaign funds from Stormfront.
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